2022.08.24 WednesdayJust exactly like Father if Father had known as much about it the night before I went out there as he did the day after I came back thinking Mad impotent old man who realized at last that there must be some limit even to the capabilities of a demon for doing harm, who must have seen his situation as that of the show girl, the pony, who realizes that the principal tune she prances to comes not from horn and fiddle and drum but from a clock and calendar, must have seen himself as the old wornout cannon which realizes that it can deliver just one more fierce shot and crumble to dust in its own furious blast and recoil, who looked about upon the scene which was still within his scope and compass and saw son gone, vanished, more insuperable to him now than if the son were dead since now (if the son still lived) his name would be different and those to call him by it strangers and whatever dragons outcropping of Sutpen blood the son might sow on the body of whatever strange woman would therefore carry on the tradition, accomplish the hereditary evil and harm under another name and upon and among people who will never have heard the right one; daughter doomed to spinsterhood who had chosen spinsterhood already before there was anyone named Charles Bon since the aunt who came to succor her in bereavement and sorrow found neither but instead that calm absolutely impenetrable face between a homespun dress and sunbonnet seen before a closed door and again in a cloudy swirl of chickens while Jones was building the coffin and which she wore during the next year while the aunt lived there and the three women wove their own garments and raised their own food and cut the wood they cooked it with (excusing what help they had from Jones who lived with his granddaughter in the abandoned fishing camp with its collapsing roof and rotting porch against which the rusty scythe which Sutpen was to lend him, make him borrow to cut away the weeds from the door-and at last forced him to use though not to cut weeds, at least not vegetable weeds -would lean for two years) and wore still after the aunts indignation had swept her back to town to live on stolen garden truck and out o f anonymous baskets left on her front steps at night, the three of them, the two daughters negro and white and the aunt twelve miles away watching from her distance as the two daughters watched from theirs the old demon, the ancient varicose and despairing Faustus fling his final main now with the Creditors hand already on his shoulder, running his little country store now for his bread and meat, haggling tediously over nickels and dimes with rapacious and poverty-stricken whites and negroes, who at one time could have galloped for ten miles in any direction without crossing his own boundary, using out of his meagre stock the cheap ribbons and beads and the stale violently-colored candy with which even an old man can seduce a fifteen-year-old country girl, to ruin the granddaughter o f his partner, this Jones-this gangling malaria-ridden white man whom he had given permission fourteen years ago to squat in the abandoned fishing camp with the year-old grandchild-Jones, partner porter and clerk who at the demons command removed with his own hand (and maybe delivered too) from the showcase the candy beads and ribbons, measured the very cloth from which Judith (who had not been bereaved and did not mourn) helped the granddaughter to fashion a dress to walk past the lounging men in, the side-looking and the tongues, until her increasing belly taught her embarrassment-or perhaps fear;-Jones who before 61 had not even been allowed to approach the front of the house and who during the next four years got no nearer than the kitchen door and that only when he brought the game and fish and vegetables on which the seducer-to-bes wife and daughter (and Clytie too, the one remaining servant, negro, the one who would forbid him to pass the kitchen door with what he brought) depended on to keep life in them, but who now entered the house itself on the (quite frequent now) afternoons when the demon would suddenly curse the store empty of customers and lock the door and repair to the rear and in the same tone in which he used to address his orderly or even his house servants when he had them (and in which he doubtless ordered Jones to fetch from the showcase the ribbons and beads and candy) direct Jones to fetch the jug, the two of them (and Jones even sitting now who in the old days, the old dead Sunday afternoons of monotonous peace which they spent beneath the scuppernong arbor in the back yard, the demon lying in the hammock while Jones squatted against a post, rising from time to time to pour for the demon from the demijohn and the bucket of spring water which he had fetched from the spring more than a mile away then squatting again, chortling and chuckling and saying `Sho, Mister Tawm each time the demon paused)-the two of them drinking turn and turn about from the jug and the demon not lying down now nor even sitting but reaching after the third or second drink that old mans state of impotent and furious undefeat in which he would rise, swaying and plunging and shouting for his horse and pistols to ride single-handed into Washington and shoot Lincoln (a year or so too late here) and Sherman both, shouting, Kill them! Megan has hair. Get the best cultural and educational resources delivered to your inbox. Did I mention that, yet. How can any company that takes so many "wholesome" pictures not be? Most book lovers would agree that coming across a very long sentence in a novel can sometimes require multiple reads to comprehend. I'm back. Not only that, but there are an infinite number of different kinds of intelligent life. Maybe I should put quotation marks around themnah, too much work. I just don't know. Especially since I don't have viewers. NowI know what you guys are thinkingsome of those items on that list are gonna be hard to find. Which is what I do best. I see you have no reaction to that, do you Hypothetical Reader? It's not like I have anything better to do. The foil will make up the beak and the folded legs, and the thruster can simulate the tail. And I feel weird! I love my work, I love the kids I work with. The insanity and stupidity is mind boggling! It's been pretty quiet here lately, which is why I haven't added anything to this text in awhile. We find the free courses and audio books you need, the language lessons & educational videos you want, and plenty of enlightenment in between. Ooooo! longest possible text for discord. Longest math problem copy and paste We'll provide some tips to help you choose the best Longest math problem copy and paste for your needs. Lots of gooey talent. I was bored, and a dilligent reader suggested I make fake commercials, sotherer they are. Kodak, as you may know, is a film developing company. "Lots of death, lots and lots of death in this section. I learned this from my calculator. I'M FINE! Unless you have a digital camera, which are a symbol of freedom from the old ways and willing enslavement to the new ways. But I seriously wonder what something written by a senile person would be like. Yes. i'm back. How do you PROVE something is not infinite? Right now, I have another twenty minutes on the Internet before I'm gonna watch T.V. Minerals added for a pure, fresh taste." Maybe I should just give up. BEWARE YOUR TOASTER OVEN! TACO is still in my heart. I'm still peeved about the cartoon owl from the Tootsie Roll Pop commercials. Or I could be like that annoying guy on T.V. Anyway, gotta go! NOTHING! There were many people that were the same age as me and my siblings (no one in the room but us were under 30) Us kids had to be dragged kicking and screaming from the bar ( I almost fell asleep during the last game I watched) As we left, there was a feeling of goodwill and fellowship between all(my sister locked me out of the car and wouldn't let me in untill I started yelling profanity in her general direction) The high point of the entire night was when my mother gave me $21 for my report card. Or maybe I just wanna go to bed. They associated tans with hard, manuel labor. Yes, that's right. It looks right. -works best on pc/laptop. Isn't that sort of ironic? Fighting in the American Civil War? Did you find it? I sure hope other zoos won't copy them. Even the air is conspiring to squish me! Although there are many lengthy monologues and multi-line descriptions in literature, the chapter from American author William Faulkners 1936 novel Absalom, Absalom! Makes you think that the long held belief that Kodak conspired with the JFK assasin(s) is normal. I'll will most likely still be adding to this on my death bed. Well, I dont want to organize this page, in any manner. Because that would be impossible. Random people will think they've gone crazy, after a seemingly innocent visit to the zoo. You know? That means my pointless obsession has actually entertained someone besides me! I'm back. Then I do my homework. I think. 'Ah the power of cheese!' Okay, one day, in the future, smoke dectectors will probably activate litte fire-fighter bots that every home will have. It also shows the total number of sentences in a text file. That's why I like fast-food salt. Another reason why this isn't as long as Galaxy's is that I refuse to write every day as it would--this is the funny part--LOWER THE QUALITY OF MY OVERALL WORK! Sign Up , it unlocks many cool features! YeahI knowpathetic. Second of all, you would have to have the patience to read through all of this. Except for maybe five and six. Awwwwisn't he cute? You have to admit its sheer coolness. In other words, they take all that extra "stuff" out to make it pure. 11. 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Do you care? The actually think that their skin's efforts to protect them are ATTRACTIVE. Now, I'm not speaking from personal experience here. If you want neat, go to some other site(though, as mentioned in Flaming Chickens Code:472 there is no such thing as a site better than this one). Login Sign up. | 12.46 KB, JSON | I rule the Internet! It's not FAIR. does not, has never, and will absolutly NOT admit to having any weaknessbesides the aformention indivduals own skin, which isn't even a weakness anyway since no representative of the Dark, Fluffier Side can BE the Patron Saint of Paperclips (Guess, whononoTHAT'S IT!) I chanced to have an interview with an informant from this evil generation (my little sister) who will be called Mrs. X for security reasons (no, she's not married, the "Mrs" makes it good as a disguise) I was quizing Mrs. X on Civil War History for an upcoming test in her classroom (whose location can not be devulged) Mrs. X seemed fluent in the subject. And you, the potentially non-existant reader gets a once in a lifetime chance to hear me rant and rave about my Horrible, Horrible Family Vacation. I get done at 9:15. This choice is simply an extension of his original choice: he will save Trinity at all costs. Just goes to show what boredom can do to you. I guess I'll just have to wait untill my imaginary clone hijacks that imaginary bank truck. I won't be able to feed my various imaginary pets and friends their beloved imaginary food! I don't care if I have to ride the bus home if I stop work. I don't mean to insult you if you DO have a tan. Won't that be fun? i hate dress shoes. MOstly donut cake. *sniffle* I feel so sorry for you! That made him happy. See? ", and translated it to German. I'm goin' light on the advertising at the moment, which is why I'm free to write here. I think this is so cool that he spent this time on it but who would really read this all, omg i have to read this about a week and im done and i just want to say this have made my day, i have wrote a story which has 12083 words in it. Nowadays, postmodern fiction writers such as John Barth are still influenced by Faulkners run-on technique. My mom said that she didn't care. Soif you wish to contribute to this great and magneficent and magestic and MOOSEY projectwe need the following things: 739 rolls of aluminium foil (preferably the extra shiny kind) 417 refridgerator boxes, 9000 rolls of "sticky on both sides" duct tape, 300 lbs of chicken feathers (preferably white) and 1 (one) thermo-nuclear-rocket-thruster. I highly recommend you see the movie yourself. Because it is in those veyr colors that the Matrix is programmed! Or maybe the Energizer Bunny. I founded the secret message, you ok man? I think that they should routinly die a slow, savage, agonizing deathI was just saying a random thing that I would never, ever do.) I'm pretty sure you're not mebut you could be that other guy. Her first guess was enslaved africans. EVIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!! *let the panic begin! RISE UP AND BARE YOUR BISCUIT FILTY FANGS AT THE LEASH WIELDING DEMON!! You seewhen it's hot, you want something cold to eat. Oh, but I did remember what else I wanted to say to you people. The world of literature is full of examples of sprawling monologues and multi-line descriptions, but it was American writer William Faulkner who was featured in the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records for his lengthy passage from his 1936 book, Absalom, Absalom! why must everyone always rhyme, why Im a poet and dont I know it? Today's lesson is: subliminal messages . I said "The Union fought" With a crack, snaple and pop, some random synapses in her brain connected in the right order and she said "CONFEDERACY!!!" The entire message board was like one big insane asylum. | 13.45 KB, JSON | Unless we spray-painted the snow purple, too. Now, you may be wondering what is so terrifying about a small, white, feather. Far away. Noone can do everything, so how can you expect a SIGN, with the I.Q. But I couldn't have sung it 'cause it would have woken everyone up and they would have called me inconsiderate. Now, Moose has seen many feathers, birds even. You seeknowledge is good. The PSOA have been whole-heartedly working for you, and what have you done for them? They're disgusting, bland and definitly not made of cheez, whatever that is. Some are answers to e-mails, the rest are just stuff I wrote. It makes me sad*sniffle* WellI feel better now. If I were to suddenly convert this entrie site into a *shudders* Backstreet Boys fan site or something, you wouldn't be any more suprised than I would be if my brother woke up one day and suddenly realized that he's shallow. No matter how unlikely something is, if the universe is infinite, it's happening an infinite number of times. Back to the original topic! I was looking forward to having A elective, while everyone else was enjoying three or fouror even more. This entry went from saluting the PSOA to making a statement about my ideals. And, are monkeys spelled monkies? You cannot deny the logic of my thinking! Neither of us thought to question the other. HmmmmI suppose I should clarify that the Pikachu game was 3-D and your character was in first person mode(you see through character's eyes). Let's see: 12345! That just sounds nifty! Now, most families will go bowling, or putt-putt golfing. I've won 500 np, at least and I'm on a roll. I am so buying this movie when it comes out on DVD. I didn't know that they had such good technology back then. I'm not sure why. Sure, some of this "fasion" stuff is cool and all, but all it shows is that you had the three and three-quarters brain cells required to copy someone else's "look". I just can't seem to stop, though. Thank you Squirell. You seethey feel that the only way to reward academic achievementyada-yada-yadais to force the smart kids to be ushers for Senior Honor Nite, and Graduation. This page won't get a single hit, unless I bribe peoplenow that has possibilities. You mean that I'm just randomly responding regardless of your reactions? Just like a real psychologist. This, of course would expand the market for such products. Should you violate the purpose of this site: i.e. Speaking of virtual pets, I'm revamping the ones on this site. Those TACO buttons don't make themselves, you know. Oh, guess what? The point is that it is nice to have readers. AwwwwwI'm touched! All contents of this site were designed for entertainment purposes only. Like a muffin. I know. Conviently, ice cream trucks come around during the hottest part of the year (it must be a conspiracy). It really lets me get to know you. I don't care if I'd get home only an hour or so before I normaly do. And then I'll be writing for me again. (Note: I wrote virtually none of this, so I cannot be blamed, credited with any of this. Because nature supposidly abhors a paradox. The world may never know. consisting of 1,288 words and who knows how many different kinds of clauses. Extract all sentences ''' <summary> ''' Extracts all sentences from a text block. Anyway, today's rant is about one of my many and various pet peeves: fasion andstuff. i wandered around for 20 minutes looking for a cell phone. The first use of "had had" is a modifier, and the second instance serves as the main verb of the sentence. And I don't really have a topic today. Well. Gone would be the days when parents told children to play outside, it's a nice day. I need to find a topic. For an ENTIRE MONTH I have possesed the arcane knowledge, but I forgot to share it with you, my loyal potentially imaginary reader. Then, when it's in German, or whatever, translate it back to English. Grapes are used to make jelly, jam, juice and raisins. My character is actually dodging the stupid rocks better now then when I controlled him. Yea, me! Its in the mail, I promise! !STARE DEEP INTO THE STINKING ABYSS OF MY INDIVIDUALLY WRAPPED SLICES!!! Or possibly a really good president who wanted to fly to the moon. I, personally, am obsessed with, kitties, bunnies, bats, this website, drawing, making intriate little patterns with strings, doing mildly repetitive activities, being weird, apparantly making lists and cheeseand chickensand flame. Seeya. Start typing without any idea about what it is I intend to say. Wheather you're saved or doomed, find out now! Only if I had multiple personalities. Of course, there is also regretafter all, I could have made a fortune if I'd been the first to think of it. However, I am currently content to just sit here and type. If you're awake to hear it, chances are that you've already noticed the smoke, fire and eminent danger. I tend to make those tiny mistakes, and get bad grades, even if I understand the concepts. I see. d)I already did that in a past life and it sucked. Right now, my spacebar is malfunctioningthat's not goodI have to press it two or three times just to insert a freaking space. I don't understand it. I'd probably lose money, but the concept is interesting. No one is really coming here, anyway. Needless to say, I felt right at home. Say it. But it's not. If you can sleep through a raging fire, close enough to set off the smoke detector, then you are definitly going to sleep through the smoke detector. It's about six contestants who compete to create the worst, least likely "reality" TV show. She didn't think it was weird, either. THE REST OF THE STUFF I TYPE WILL BE COMPLETLY IN CAPS JUST BECAUSE I CAN. The end is not here. Which means that it doesn't matter if you understand anything I say. If the facts beg to differ, than the facts are wrong. Because in some world, the video game is real. UnfortunantlyI must leavebefore the confusion spreads and I do something stupidlike revealing my one weakness before youTHAT'S IT! It actually lists what random minerals they through in to make it TASTE like salt. Untill such time that I have more. It was fun. But opting out of some of these cookies may affect your browsing experience. well never know but oh crap its starting to snow and its time to show and tell about the well that you found last summer at camp when it was damp it was near the ramp oh god why must this be I liked that tree but now its gone, farewell so long Ill miss you as long as you write but then Im afraid to say good-night. Okay. I'm back. It's great for making random topics weave together to form an overall infrastructure of chaos. *gagged reader glares* What's that? I'm like the little engine that could. The whole meal thing was about the only interesting thing to happen during the week. Here is a long equation without line number. So, predictably, here I am. I repeat, lock all you doors and windows, this is it. Did I resume asking retorical questions? It's a time honored tradition. Why bother asking? My mom did it to her because it was free. I feel inspired and happy and other really good emotions and stuff. One day I was randomly looking up images via Googleand 'lo and behold, there it was. And "Mr. Owl" replies "OneTwooThree! I love it! I have officialy run out of ways I could have better spent my time. You can just bet that they look at every one that get's turned in to them, judging blackmail value, and whether or not you could get arrested. Naturally when it was announced that we'd be eating dinner in this place, I could hardly contain my excitment(I glared at my mother and asked why we couldn't go to Pizza Hut) When we arrived, we were promptly served (after thirty minutes) In the meantime, we played a family game of pool(my parents played while my brother and sister and I watched) After two rousing rounds, our food came. That is the only possible explanation as to why it upsets her so much. I wrote about furby, and how it was fun to watch it die. (Next Commercial) Get ready fo: Faux's new "reality" TV show, "How Low Can We Go?" My point is that smoke detectors have very little value in home security. E-mail. (To this day, however, I will almost literally kill for a box of Cheez-It party mix, as it is a rare commodity at my house.) Yep that's right. Okay. Shame on you! It doesn't smell funny, (I asked my brother, since I don't have a sense of smell), it seems perfectly ordinary. HmmmI seem to be entertaining myself though, even while reading what I wrote. And very concerned about this new, younger generation (all 10 year olds who were born in 1992) They are supposed to be the future. It didn't. I am going to start a protest group. We have ZIM, neopets, music, and much, much, more. What has the world come to? Space is notorious for not having air. Why do weird people (myself included) obsess about monkeys? In Math, one teeny, tiny little mistake will make you get the entire thing wrong. She didn't know. You didn't run screaming to another site, thankfull for the chance to escape this insanity. Now I can think. We can all wear spiffy space-suits and feel all superiour to all those stupid earthlings. To compound the EVIL situationI was forced to wear feminine shoes. I'm going, you're on you're own! The author's vision was unique in that only he put biscuits and death in the same sentence. 1,288 words and many clauses make up the lengthy run-on phrase. Ooooothats a great idea! You don't know who Squirell is? WHAT!? Especially since I just saw The Matrix: Reloaded. I'm sure some so called "scientist" can prove all my theories wrongbut how? ME: Yeah, but I told her that she'd be a terible ruler. It's been practically proven that Ketchup transforms into a highly intoxicating (non-addictive) delicious substance upon returning from the 5th Dimension. WE have been having very profound thoughts lately. So if you have an infinite number of people, some are going to have entire books of coherent stuff. Once we are on our Lunar Landing Site, we will engage in many exciting activites, primarily related to suffucating and starving. Sometimes I just do this, you know? I recently learned in my EVIL Physics class that on average, humans lose one inch of height during the day due to gravity pushing on their spine. See, very weird. Then, when I win 500 additional np, I move to the 500np point. Why can't I? Like a division of mounties made entirely out of monks. Now THAT'S just weird. *sigh* *sniffle* *snort* *insert word that is a sound that begins with an "s" here* I don't have much time, so, I must be brief. Not one of those bargain ones anyone can find at your local topic discount outlet store. She's evil. Maybe you're lost. She HATES and FEARS it. There's salt, of course, and aluminum sulfate, and other compounds. So, that leads us to the evil paranoid conspiracy I thought of the other night. After a horrific chain of events (is it coincidence, or fate) the people who will deactivate the secondary power source of the building Neo is infiltrating, die. Makes you wonder about "reality" television, huh? Because I am easily amused and have lots and lots of time on my hands. That's just silly. In any case, she is clearly insane. I think I hear a monkeyOkaynow I'm back. This would lead to a better, more stable economy. Good. Our mind's cannot conceive of the vastness of infinity. My brother(age 13) even decided upon a new job he wants when he's old enough to work, a busboy at the bar. I can appreciate a spiffy black outfit as much as the next person, but everytime I consider actually buying clothes for aesthetic value, I think about how I could better spend my money. I hope I remember doing this. Okayon to: #2 You can get out of practically anything by saying: a)It's against my religion b)I'm allergic to that. But it's legs were still moving and it was alive. The future is determined by the triangles, in a startling blue color which spin around in a zany manner. I know it was her idea, 'cause my dad hates it, too. You know, the small, white feather. Of course, if everything is realthen the Universe is pretty contradictory. I suppose I could let someone else have the glory. Wellthat just makes me filled with gooey happiness. Are you happy? The previous sentence made absolutly no sense. Pastebin . 44 min ago To compound things, I wasn't alone, and things just escalated. This action has made her very suspicious of where my loyalties lie. Hey, I'm back again! When is it MYturn? The sentence ends up with a 3,609,750-letter . In return for not taking the easy route, he gains a power in the more or less real world. Okay, this next rant has nothing to do whatsoever with Halloweenwhich is to be expected because it's been several days since then. You would be correct in your suspiciousnessfor Mooses arch-enemy is*dramatic drumroll*a small, white, feather. I can't remember what I was gonna rant about. This is too frustrating. School has been on for four days now. It's like grand-theft auto 3's talk show, you know, the one where there are Citizens Raging Against Phones? Here we go! and eat dinner. According to someone you problem don't know, this is the second most pointless website ever! WowI really must be bored. It does all my Math for me. Some of the pages of this site contain a link encouging the two and a half people to e-mail the Patron Saint of Paper Clips. Then, some fasion bimbo went on a fasionable safarii to get some fasionable furs, or whatever. And lots of you are probably gloating 'cause you don't have to get up 'till 8:30. I gave up in exasperation. So it doesn't matter. I better stop typing before I have a heart attackjust rememberThe Matrix has youI'm back. Fire is free. : I've had this nagging fear that I am part of some random but vast conspiracy (about what I'm not sure but it must be vast). I also would like such persons to immediatly leave my site. They'll probably just call us weird and laugh at us, but that's beside the point! So, we packed everthing up. Unfortuantly, we had already driven 337 miles toward our destination. I am back. It's stupid and ironic and just shouldn't exist in a better world. I'm back. Naturally, I had many mixed feelings, primarily disgust, as I have not voluntarily eaten a Cheez-It in quite some time. Creepy. Yep. Josh says I probably won't remember writing any of this, but I can't sleep. Because there are an infinite number of people on either side of the spectrum. Mar 25th, 2014. Every single person you know could just be figments of your imagination, you could even be in a crazy house! Wellseeya! Python | That's talent. Come on, think about it! Jesus Christ is my lord and savior.You guys probably think that that is the worlds longest sentence, but it's not,because I just keep on adding commas, and it's pretty easy, if you think about it, so anyway there is this girl at school and she's my friend, and all but she's turning .
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