2022.08.24 WednesdayWere family. Quotes About Strength to Inspire You. Pet Store Clerk:We dont have horses. Im sorry did I just mishear you or did you just agree with me?Black Widow:Oh I want to take it back now.Iron Man:No, no no. [picks up the stuff and throws at him]Thor:Youre being a really bad friend!Hulk:You bad friend!Thor:You know what we call you?Hulk:No!Thor:We call you a stupid Avenger.Hulk:YOU TINY AVENGER!, Hulk:Thor go. [Hulk grabs Thor and flattens him with repeated smashes into the floor]Loki:[cheers]YES! Touch it, give it a kiss.. 17. - Ms. Marvel The door is more than it appears. Here are the best funny lines from Spiderman: Homecoming. Whether it's "Did we just become best friends?" or "One time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands," there's likely some hilarious line in the Adam McKay movie that speaks directly to you. And so are you. These are the funniest lines from the Incredible Hulk. Drake. Drax: An hour. 2. Thor:Yes, they taught it on Asgard. Tony Stark, Iron Man 2. Chester Phillips:Cow., Howard Stark:The moment you think you know whats going on in a womans head is the moment your goose is well and truly cooked.. Youve heard of this. Stephen Strange:They really should put the warnings before this spell., Dr. by Cristina Lupo Community Contributor 4,920 points Create a. Haha, dab! They look Chinese. Lets bounce before the po-po come back!Scott Lang:Po-po? Let me help! Look the world right in the eye." - Helen Keller Fell right asleep., Yellowjacket:Im gonna disintegrate you!Siri:Playing Disintegration by the Cure, Gale:[seeing a blown up ant]That is one messed up looking dog.. Youve heard of her, shes a huge star, right? [Darcy tasers him]Darcy:[to Jane]What? Send college and high school grads on their way with these special messages. Youre trying to tell me that this whole time, you thought Yondu was my actual blood relative?Drax:You look exactly alike!Rocket:*Ones blue! Something big.Ant-Man:I got something kinda big. While his journey to meet the Ancient One and master magic wasnt hilarious in itself, there were still moments to make us chuckle. This is the last day of the first day of school. Scott Lang:[raises hand]Excuse me, Dr. Pym?Hank Pym:You dont have to raise your hand Scott.Scott Lang:[lowers hand]Okay. Check back regularly as well update this post whenever theres a new Marvel film released! I can tell. Thor:Yes, of course. Luckily his youthful charm brought us plenty of laughs though! Theres nothing wrong with women, of course, I like women. Hes just awesome, okay? 14. Orphaned on my homeworld. Just let me unravel this puppy and well[Carol blasts the lock off the doors]Nick Fury:You sat there and watched me play with tape, when all you had to do wasCarol Danvers:I didnt want to steal your thunder., Nick Fury:Do you know how to fly this thing?Carol Danvers:Uh, well see.Nick Fury:Thats a yes or no question.Carol Danvers:[powering the engines up] Yes., Maria Rambeau:You call me young lady again, Ill shove my foot up somewhere its not supposed to be. 5. On my signal, run like hell. 9. Everybody has something that he wishes was not the way it is." - Stan Lee 3. He has a wayNebula:Then we just go!Gamora:No! Natasha Romanoff:He killed eighty people in two days. And so, we have done the monumental task of collating ALL the funniest lines from the Marvel movies here today, so that you can read through and have a chuckle while being reminded of the best moments. [Yondu hands the ornament to Groot. Ill take you to outer space!, Scott Lang:If you do this and it doesnt work, youre not coming back.Tony Stark:[nervous]Thanks for the pep talk, piss-ant., Tony Stark:[to Steve, referring to his 2012 self]Mr. Rogers, I almost forgot, that suit did nothing for your ass.Steve Rogers:No one asked you to look, Tony.Tony Stark:Its ridiculous.Scott Lang:I think you look great, Cap. So let me do the plan and that way it might be really good.Drax:Tell him about the dance-off to save the Universe.Tony Stark:What dance-off?Peter Quill:Its not a thing.Peter Parker:Like in Footloose, the movie?Peter Quill:Exactly like Footloose. Funny Marvel Quotes. The Incredible Hulk was a darker film than some of the others in the MCU, but that didnt mean it lacked humor. Its hers. Stephen Strange:Its Strange.Kaecilius:Maybe. But I had this twenty years ago when I was drunk, I can sort it out. Im not boring!Groot:I am Groot.Peter Quill:And now, I know how Yondu felt., Mantis:Its beautiful.Drax:It is. Carol Danvers:[Referring to the front of the baseball cap that Fury has given her] What is it?Nick Fury:Its a S.H.I.E.L.D. "You had me at hello.". You can defuse the tension by including some funny quotes in your graduation speech. Here are the funniest quotes from the movie Thor. Were killing you first!Rocket:Well, dying is certainly better than having to live an entire life as a moronic shitbag who thinks Taserface is a cool name., [Yondu removes a leaf-shaped ornament from his suit and shows it to Groot]Yondu:The drawer you wanna open has this symbol on it. Top 10 floors all R&D, youd love it its candyland.Bruce Banner:Thanks, but the last time I was in New York I kind of broke Harlem., [after attacking Loki with full weapons activated]Tony Stark:Make a move, Reindeer Games, World Security Council:Director Fury, the council has made a decision.Nick Fury:I recognise the council has made a decision, but given that its a stupid-ass decision, Ive elected to ignore it., [Banner arrives in New York on a motorcycle just as the Chitauri have begun their attack]Bruce Banner:So this all seems horrible.Black Widow:Ive seen worse.Bruce Banner:Sorry.Black Widow:No, we could use a little worse., Loki:Enough! [May throws a banana at Peter and hits him in the face]You can dodge bullets but not bananas? Threat: High. Pay with cash. Give me a hand, will you? "I have nothing to prove to you." (Carol Danvers, Captain Marvel ) What looked to be a climactic one-on-one showdown between Carol Danvers and Yon-Rogg in Captain Marvel was resolved in quite a different way than we're used to seeing in the MCU. Or Aristotle. Loki, hes alive! Spider-Man follows me? Were vegetarians., Everett K. Ross:[pursuing Killmongers cache of weapons]Okay, Shuri, I got em. Wow, this is awesome!, Hawkeye:I retire for what, like, five minutes, and it all goes to shit., Tony Stark:So, youre the Spiderling. You are not friends.Drax:Youre right. [he sees hes free of his ankle monitor]Luis:[at Scotts house, he startled to see a giant ant on the couch]Whoa! "Children want the same things we want. It is good to once again be among friends. While the film featured a lot of science talk (quantum realm what?) Christine Palmer:Oh. [points to Captain America] I just pay for everything and design everything, make everyone look cooler., Thor:No one has to break anything.Ultron and Tony Stark:Clearly youve never made an omelet.Tony Stark:He beat me by one second., Iron Man:Shit!Captain America:Language!, Iron Man:Is no one going to comment that the Cap just said language?Captain America:I know! No, not exactly. No! [exits]Spider-Man:Wait, Mr. Stark! Thats like some David Copperfield shit!Dave:Thats wizardry!Kurt:Sorcery!Luis:Howd you do that, bro?Scott Lang:Dont freak out, look at your shoulder.Luis:[Looks at his shoulder, starts screaming, and runs out of the room]Get if off! Drax: I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still, that I become invisible to the eye. Erma Bombeck [beats up Ant-Man], Spider-Man:[to Bucky]You have a metal arm? My father would tell the story of impregnating my mother every winter solstice.Peter Quill:Thats disgusting.Drax:It was beautiful. Oh my goodness. [Groot grunts]Drax the Destroyer:And this green whore is alsoGamora:Oh, you must stop!, Peter Quill:[about Gamora]She betrayed Ronan, hes coming for her. Just like "Anchorman," "Step Brothers" is filled with memorable quotes. "All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.". These are the funniest lines from Avengers: Endgame. Louisa May Alcott Never go to your high school reunion pregnant or they will think that is all you have done since you graduated. [Actually dabs], Natasha Romanoff:That Time Stone guy.Bruce Banner:Doctor Strange.Natasha Romanoff:Yeah, what what kind of doctor was he?Tony Stark:Ear/nose/throat meets rabbit-from-hat., Rocket:Quill said he stole the Power Stone from Morag.Bruce Banner:Is that a person?Rocket:Morags a planet, Quill was a person.Scott Lang:A planet? Not all of us can fly., Thor: The girl tried to warp my brain! Theres no need to get personal., Gamora:We need to find Peter now and get off this damn planet.Mantis:Ego will have won him to his side by now. No polio is good. - Sue Monk Kidd. You know what that is., Drax:Finger on throat means death! "Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and give her a house." Rod Stewart. [Tony reaches across Peter with his arm. Its humiliating.Thor:Not for me, its not., Loki:Heres the thing. He had chosen to remain in exile. Are you spying on me?Hope van Dyne:We keep tabs on all security threats, all right? Newton D. Baker Life is my college. "Instruction ends in the schoolroom, but education ends only with life.". This is a whole new level of weird, and I dont feel inclined to step away from it. Take special care, I doubt if humans can keep her at bay! Patrick Ness 2. Which is why theyre hollow, full of lies, and leave a bad taste in the mouth., [Tony seals Pepper in the Mark 42 armor, then she saves him from falling debris]Pepper Potts:I got you!Tony Stark:I got you first!, [Tony tries to embrace Pepper]Pepper Potts:Dont!Tony Stark:Its okayPepper Potts:Im hot, Ill hurt you!Tony Stark:[touches Pepper]No, you wont. This is Well, get ready for a 800-foot statue of Pac-Man with Skeletor and Heather LocklearEgo:You can do anything you want.Peter Quill:Im gonna make some weird shit., Mantis:[about Rocket]The crabby puppy is so cute. Threat: Low to None.Nick Fury:That things clearly busted., Carol Danvers:Keep the Tesseract on Earth. Steve Rogers: How can I? Happy Women's Day. I love him! It was always me, Tony, right from the start! Explore our collection of motivational and famous quotes by authors you know and love. Hes always like, grr smash, smash, smash. Funny memories, sad times, times of fun and laughter all can be recorded in a yearbook. In a lab. Its called an email.Dr. Alright, get your jokes out now, can you fix the suit?Hope van Dyne:So cranky.Dr. I snuck into his room later that night and stole his eye.Thor:Thank you, sweet rabbit., Thor: I bid you farewell and good luck, morons., Tony Stark:Youre from Earth?Peter Quill:Im not from Earth, Im from Missouri.Tony Stark:Yeah, thats on Earth, dipshit!, Peter Quill:Wait, who are you?Peter Parker:Were the Avengers, man.Mantis:Youre the ones Thor told us about.Tony Stark:You know Thor?Peter Quill:Yeah, tall guy, not that good-looking, needed saving., Peter Quill:Dude, dont call us plucky. Aunt May:Hungry? Because its really not your style, Rogers.Steve Rogers:Youre right. But it takes practice and, um, dare I say it, talent to do it well.Nick Fury:Can you turn into a cat?Talos:Whats a cat?Maria Rambeau:What about a filing cabinet?Talos:Why would I turn into a filing cabinet?Nick Fury:A venus fly trap. "To have an idea is the easiest thing in the world. 7 "It Doesn't Take X-Ray Vision To See You Are Up To No Good." DC Universe Online (2011) This Superman quote from DC Universe Online is a fun play on the hero's powers and the ability to see right from wrong all at once. I burgled them. That sounds like a cult.Dr. Easily!Bruce Banner:That doesnt sound rightThor:Well, its true!, Bruce Banner:Youre just using me to get to the Hulk. [Peter walks into the room]Whats up, dickwad? Were just about to jump on that ginormous spaceship. [Scott punches her hand]Hope Van Dyne:Terrible.Scott Lang:You wanna show me how to punch? Im impressed., Jane Foster:Thats a quantum field generator isnt it?Eir:Its a soul forge.Jane Foster:Does a soul forge transfer molecular energy from one place to another?Eir:[surprised]Yes.Jane Foster:[to Thor, quietly pleased]Quantum field generator., Jane Foster:[Darcy and Ian appear through a portal while kissing]Darcy!Darcy Lewis:[She drops Ian]Jane!Dr. Its impressive., Tony Stark:Anybody remember when I carried a nuke through a wormhole?James Rhodes:No, its never come up.Tony Stark:Saved New York?James Rhodes:Never heard that., Laura:What about Nat and Dr. Its cool. Thor:[referring to Lokis Horned Headpiece]You dont really want to start this again, do you, Cow?, Thor:You! Were not savages., [on learning Wongs name] Dr. Stephen Strange:Wong. After the events of the battle of New York Tony Stark had a bit of a crisis of confidence, but that didnt stop the jokes rolling off his tongue like usual. Just Wong? Peggy Carter:How do you feel?Steve Rogers:Taller., Peggy Carter:You cant give me orders!Steve Rogers:The hell I cant! And Id like to know how Loki used it to turn two of the sharpest men I know into his personal flying monkeys.Thor:Monkeys? Okay, Im gonna get a Bowflex. What is he, your ward?Peter Parker:No. 36 Funny Graduation Quotes to Make Your Recent Grad Smile "You will never have more energy or enthusiasm, hair, or brain cells than you have today." Leah Hall Updated: May 10, 2021. He's brave and selfless and a terrific example. The prince of Asgards fall to Earth was immensely entertaining for those of us watching, as he tried to adjust to normal like. Humor Quotes 41.5k Philosophy Quotes 27.5k God Quotes 25k Inspirational Quotes Quotes 24.5k Truth Quotes 22.5k Wisdom Quotes 22k Poetry Quotes 20.5k Romance Quotes 20k Death Quotes 18.5k Happiness Quotes 18k Hope Quotes 17k When the six members of the Avengers were finally brought together they definitely butted heads at first, before finally becoming a team. Fortunately, I am mighty[enters a vision], [the Hulk is on a rampage]Tony Stark:[in the Hulkbuster]Listen to me, that little witch is messing with your mind. Steve Rogers ( Chris Evans) "I can do this all day." Steve Rogers "I'm gonna need a rain check on that dance." Steve Rogers to Peggy Carter ( Hayley Atwell) "I'm just a kid from Brooklyn.". 2. Okay, Im gonna get a little closer so I can see whats happening.KAREN:Would you like me to engage Enhanced Combat Mode?Peter Parker:Enhanced Combat Mode? I'm a Captain! [pause]Do you ever laugh? I saved us, guys!MJ:If you saved us, why are we about to die?. I said hat., Hank Pym:The final phase of your training will be a stealth incursion.Ant-Man:Its freezing! To laugh, to be challenged, to be entertained, and delighted.". He's a hero, and he's had an amazing legacy for 75 years. He would smush her!Peter Quill:I dont need to hear how my parentsDrax:Why? FedEx Driver:[Checks delivery address]Are you Tony .Stank?War Machine:[Tony looks embarrassed, Rhodey nods]Yes, this is, this is Tony Stank, youre in the right place. Maybe. Stephen Strange:Yeah.Dr. Peter wraps his arms around him]Thats not a hug, Im just grabbing the door for you., Peter Parker:Wow, theyre in the middle of a heist! "The thing about new beginnings is that they require something else to end.". We dont talk a lot these days., Captain America:All right, Sam. Christine Palmer:Yeah. [looking at Nebula]Except maybe you.Nebula:[shakes her head in disbelief]Oh, my God., Yondu:Once I figured out what happened to them other kids, I wasnt just gonna hand you over!Peter Quill:You said you were going to eat me!Yondu:That was being funny.Peter Quill:Not to me!, Rocket:[snickering]Im sorry. Thor:The rabbit is correct and clearly the smartest among you. Youve seen this, right? [Mjlnir zooms by]Darcy Lewis:Mew-mew!. Funny graduation quotes "We're only here for so long. Hank Pym:You want a juice box and some string cheese?Scott Lang:Do you really have that?, Dr.
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